
G'Day mates, this afternoon, I was yanking some old baggages to a hotel Ritz Calton to see the celebration for the New Year. Pardon me...
"I'll just put on my sunnies. I'll spit the dummy if you ankle biters take too long, but if you don't, you'll be apples! Going noodling later so, HURRY UP!"
Sorry, I was shouting at the Bell Boy because he's just taking too long... Sigh. I should right into their Management Office.
"Dude! Man, just Chill! I'm gettin' your keys ready. Jeez, stop shouting, you're scaring the customers. All pull out your internals if you don't!"
"Hey hey hey, dweeb, watch who you are talkin to man and you better not forget to fire up the Barbie!"
"Yo, I'm just a battler, stop being a bludger will you! Heat up your own Barbie!"
"No way man, tell you what! I'm not giving you tips coz you're just Chunder!"
"Hey! This is gettin overboard, I'm not your servant so stop earbashing!"
A manager happens to past by and heard the commotion and walked towards us.
"Great, a Jackaroo. This drongo is totally ruining my day!"
"Hey, watch your tongue!"
"I'm sorry mister, but you are making too much noise"
"Stop being a raw prawn when you talk to me!"
"Sorry sir, how about getting a drink? We have the best Coldie around."
"Could you fire up the barbie for me?"
"Yes sir, hey Bell Boy, go put his baggage into his room. Stop being a bludger yourself."
"Yes Sir..."
"I'll just put on my sunnies. I'll spit the dummy if you ankle biters take too long, but if you don't, you'll be apples! Going noodling later so, HURRY UP!"
Sorry, I was shouting at the Bell Boy because he's just taking too long... Sigh. I should right into their Management Office.
"Dude! Man, just Chill! I'm gettin' your keys ready. Jeez, stop shouting, you're scaring the customers. All pull out your internals if you don't!"
"Hey hey hey, dweeb, watch who you are talkin to man and you better not forget to fire up the Barbie!"
"Yo, I'm just a battler, stop being a bludger will you! Heat up your own Barbie!"
"No way man, tell you what! I'm not giving you tips coz you're just Chunder!"
"Hey! This is gettin overboard, I'm not your servant so stop earbashing!"
A manager happens to past by and heard the commotion and walked towards us.
"Great, a Jackaroo. This drongo is totally ruining my day!"
"Hey, watch your tongue!"
"I'm sorry mister, but you are making too much noise"
"Stop being a raw prawn when you talk to me!"
"Sorry sir, how about getting a drink? We have the best Coldie around."
"Could you fire up the barbie for me?"
"Yes sir, hey Bell Boy, go put his baggage into his room. Stop being a bludger yourself."
"Yes Sir..."

Sheesh. Finally this was over. Well, i'll stop here at the moment coz i got to check on the Barbie
P.S. This is not a true story. I made it up. Why would a bell boy in Singapore be using Aussie Slang? Actually, there is a possibility... But just to let you people know that this is NOT real. I have a good range of aussie slangs aye? Ain't to bad! :p






