Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Getting Ready



G'Day mates, this afternoon, I was yanking some old baggages to a hotel Ritz Calton to see the celebration for the New Year. Pardon me...

"I'll just put on my sunnies. I'll spit the dummy if you ankle biters take too long, but if you don't, you'll be apples! Going noodling later so, HURRY UP!"

Sorry, I was shouting at the Bell Boy because he's just taking too long... Sigh. I should right into their Management Office.

"Dude! Man, just Chill! I'm gettin' your keys ready. Jeez, stop shouting, you're scaring the customers. All pull out your internals if you don't!"

"Hey hey hey, dweeb, watch who you are talkin to man and you better not forget to fire up the Barbie!"

"Yo, I'm just a battler, stop being a bludger will you! Heat up your own Barbie!"

"No way man, tell you what! I'm not giving you tips coz you're just Chunder!"

"Hey! This is gettin overboard, I'm not your servant so stop earbashing!"

A manager happens to past by and heard the commotion and walked towards us.

"Great, a Jackaroo. This drongo is totally ruining my day!"

"Hey, watch your tongue!"

"I'm sorry mister, but you are making too much noise"

"Stop being a raw prawn when you talk to me!"

"Sorry sir, how about getting a drink? We have the best Coldie around."

"Could you fire up the barbie for me?"

"Yes sir, hey Bell Boy, go put his baggage into his room. Stop being a bludger yourself."

"Yes Sir..."






Sheesh. Finally this was over. Well, i'll stop here at the moment coz i got to check on the Barbie
P.S. This is not a true story. I made it up. Why would a bell boy in Singapore be using Aussie Slang? Actually, there is a possibility... But just to let you people know that this is NOT real. I have a good range of aussie slangs aye? Ain't to bad! :p

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Mango Fanatic

I'm a real big fan of Mangoes, so i shall list some of them that i ate or drink.

Here is all the Food with the word "Mango" that i can think of:

1. Mango Yogurt
2. Mango Ice-Cream
3. Mango Fruit
4. Mango Cake
5. Mango Cream Cake
6. Mango Sponge Cake
7. Mango Smoothie
8. Mango Milkshake
9. Mango Juice
10. Mango Mousse
11. Mango Tic-Tac
12. Mango Sobert
13. Mango Sago
14. Mango Pudding
15. Mango Sgao with Pomelo
16. Mango Pancake
17. Mango with Glutiness Rice
18. Mango Yogurt Drink
19. Mango Boat
20. Mango Tango
21. Mango Lychee
22. Mango Sponge Cake
23. Mango Cream Cake
24. Mango Log Cake

Well, this is all that i can think of at the moment...

P.S. I really did try all this F&Bs!!! >.<

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Alvin and the Chipmunks 2

Hey, be sure to watch Alvin and the Chipmunks, coming out 24 December 2009, only in Cinemas! You will not regret! XD

















P.S. Oviously you guys will watch it right? :p Tickets selling fast!

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Alvin and the Chipmunks

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Love for Murlocs?

You know that by calling myself a murloc-lover, I have to tell you how much a love murlocs right? They're cuddly, cute and very much huggable...

Come'n you're kiddin me right? Never mind. Some of you who are visiting my blog not know what murlocs are. They are amphibians, look like they're half frogs and half fishes. Well? Can you imagine how they look? Let's see whether you are right:





















And YES, it's a matter of time before Murlocs become playable! =p

Monday, December 14, 2009

First Entry

Yo people, here I am sitting in a "dark" room wearing giant bling-blings and sitting on a rotting wooden chair, listening to Darn Heavy Music...

Does that sound like me? I better start practicing to become an author???

Does that sound like me again???

Maybe not...

Why am I talking to myself anyway?

And why am I asking so many questions?

Heck it, Never mind!


By the way, this would be something like an Introduction. Well, as you can see from the name: Alvin the Chipmunks, you can guess it (It is my real name mind you). I'm of course a male, still single (at the moment), I think i'll update in the blog if i start a relationship. :)

My primary school is ACS (Junior) ~ Yay. There has been some conflict between those in ACS (Junior) and ACS (Primary). I still think that ACS (Junior) is better. I'll list the reasons out:

1. We had 1 hour recesses every fridays :)
2. The food there is better and is much, much, much cheaper in Junior
3. We have a huge field and playground to run about, while ACS (Primary) does not even have much place to run about except for the Student's Plaza which is shared with ACS (Barker)
4. You might get bullied by the Secondary Students that are just next door (Not that ACS boys are violent and bad)